๐ฆ๐ง๐ข๐ฃ ๐ค๐จ๐ข๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ก๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ก๐๐จ๐ง:
- candyandgrim

- Oct 28, 2025
- 2 min read
๐๐๐ง๐โ๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ง๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐จ...๐๐๐๐ค๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐ช๐๐๐๐ฉ!

Ever tried quoting creative work and felt like youโre solving the ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฒ ๐๐พ๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป...and missing some vital data sets?
I did. Hereโs my first stab:
$ยฃโฌ = ๐ง(๐ + ๐ + ๐ฉ + ๐ฃ + ๐) + ๐ + ๐ โ ๐
๐ง=Time,ย
๐=Complexity
๐=Amends
๐ฉ=Volume
๐ฃ=Planning/admin
๐=Duration
๐=Expenses
๐ =Mess
๐=Fudges and shortcuts
Itโsโฆ charming, but goes supernova if T=100h and C=8!
So I asked an AI to upgrade it. Here is the simple formula ๐
$ยฃโฌ = (๐ง ร ๐) ร (๐ร๐ฅ(๐ฐ) + ๐ร๐ฅ(๐ฎ) + ๐ฉร๐ฅ(๐) + ๐ฃร๐ฅ(๐ฝ) + ๐ร๐ฅ(๐ฑ)) + ๐ร(๐ญ+๐ ) - ๐ฆร๐
๐ง ๐ = hourly rate (ยฃ25-100)
๐ง ๐ฅ(๐ ) = per-variable multipliers (tune in Sheets)
๐ง ๐ = mess premium (0โ50%)
๐ง ๐ฆร๐ = savings from templates/AI
Plug into Google Sheets โ and we have lift off ๐
No more โ๐ฆ๐ณ, ยฃ15๐...๐ฐ๐ณ ยฃ7๐ฌ, does that sound right?โ
Other add-ons
โข Seniority range (junior ยฃ20/h vs ยฃ100/h)
โข IP licensing (buyout vs limited)
โข Compliance risk (pharma +25%)
โข Post-launch support (ยฃ500 flat)
But wait, we aren't mathematicians, we are artists, so let's show, not tell:
ย โข ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ โ 5 axes (C, V, P, A, D). Bigger area = bigger fee. Clients see why three amend rounds doubles the price.
ย โข ๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป ๐ง๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป๐ด๐น๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐น๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ
Fast โโโโโโ Slow
Good โโโโโโโโ Basic
Cheap โโโโโโโโ Premium
Drag two, the third locks. Trade-offs made visible.
ย โข ๐ง๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ฒ๐ป๐ (my โpicture dictionaryโ)
๐ฅ Bronze ยฃ800 โ 1 static, 1 amend
๐ฅ Silver ยฃ3.5k โ 15s motion, custom illustration
๐ฅ Gold ยฃ12k โ 60s cinematic, original score
๐งฉ Fusion โ pick any two & merge (ยฑ20%)
๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ฅ ๐ค๐จ๐ข๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐
ย โข ๐ง-๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด โ XSยฃ500 / Sยฃ2k / Mยฃ5k / Lยฃ12k
ย โข ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ป๐ด โ 5% of clientโs expected ROI
ย โข ๐๐ถ๐๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฟ โ ยฃ2k upfront, then credits/hourly rate
ย โข ๐ฅ๐๐๐ต ๐๐ผ๐ด๐ด๐น๐ฒ โ +50% for <7 days
ย โข ๐๐ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ โ โโ20% if AI does X Y Zโ
๐๐๐๐๐ง ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ง
ย 1. Grab T โ check Toggl for past hours on similar jobs
ย 2. Score C โ rate complexity 1โ10 against your job library
ย 3. Pull A/V/P/D โ lift straight from the client brief
ย 4. Crunch v2 โ let Google Sheets spit out the number
ย 5. Flash visuals โ radar chart + Iron Triangle slider
ย 6. Serve tiers โ send Bronze/Silver/Gold + fusion option
ย 7. Buffer 15% โ contingency line for surprises
ย 8. Ship smart โ Notion page or clean PDF
๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ฅ ๐ง๐จ๐ฅ๐ก
Drop your wildest quoting hack below.
Or DM for the Sheets template + Radar Chart Canva file.
@๐ง๐ผ๐ด๐ด๐น @๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฑ๐๐ฐ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ_๐ถ๐ผ @๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐พ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ @๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ๐ณ @๐บ๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฑ๐ผ๐๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ




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