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๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฃ ๐—ค๐—จ๐—ข๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ž๐—˜ ๐—” ๐——๐—ฅ๐—จ๐—ก๐—ž ๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—”๐—จ๐—ง:

  • Writer: candyandgrim
    candyandgrim
  • Oct 28, 2025
  • 2 min read

๐™ƒ๐™š๐™ง๐™šโ€™๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐˜ฟ๐™ง๐™–๐™ ๐™š ๐™€๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™˜๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ซ๐™š๐™จ...๐™—๐™š๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™š ๐™– ๐™—๐™ก๐™–๐™˜๐™  ๐™๐™ค๐™ก๐™š ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™จ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™—๐™ช๐™™๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ!



Ever tried quoting creative work and felt like youโ€™re solving the ๐——๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—˜๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป...and missing some vital data sets?



I did. Hereโ€™s my first stab:


$ยฃโ‚ฌ = ๐—ง(๐—– + ๐—” + ๐—ฉ + ๐—ฃ + ๐——) + ๐—˜ + ๐—  โ€“ ๐—™



๐—ง=Time,ย 


๐—–=Complexity


๐—”=Amends


๐—ฉ=Volume


๐—ฃ=Planning/admin


๐——=Duration


๐—˜=Expenses


๐— =Mess


๐—™=Fudges and shortcuts



Itโ€™sโ€ฆ charming, but goes supernova if T=100h and C=8!


So I asked an AI to upgrade it. Here is the simple formula ๐Ÿ˜…



$ยฃโ‚ฌ = (๐—ง ร— ๐—›) ร— (๐—–ร—๐—ฅ(๐—ฐ) + ๐—”ร—๐—ฅ(๐—ฎ) + ๐—ฉร—๐—ฅ(๐˜ƒ) + ๐—ฃร—๐—ฅ(๐—ฝ) + ๐——ร—๐—ฅ(๐—ฑ)) + ๐—˜ร—(๐Ÿญ+๐— ) - ๐—ฆร—๐—™



๐Ÿ”ง ๐—› = hourly rate (ยฃ25-100)


๐Ÿ”ง ๐—ฅ(๐˜…) = per-variable multipliers (tune in Sheets)


๐Ÿ”ง ๐—  = mess premium (0โ€“50%)


๐Ÿ”ง ๐—ฆร—๐—™ = savings from templates/AI


Plug into Google Sheets โ†’ and we have lift off ๐Ÿš€


No more โ€œ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, ยฃ15๐˜’...๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ยฃ7๐˜ฌ, does that sound right?โ€



Other add-ons


โ€ข Seniority range (junior ยฃ20/h vs ยฃ100/h)


โ€ข IP licensing (buyout vs limited)


โ€ข Compliance risk (pharma +25%)


โ€ข Post-launch support (ยฃ500 flat)



But wait, we aren't mathematicians, we are artists, so let's show, not tell:



ย โ€ข ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜ โ€“ 5 axes (C, V, P, A, D). Bigger area = bigger fee. Clients see why three amend rounds doubles the price.


ย โ€ข ๐—œ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ


Fast โ†โ—โ”€โ”€โ”€โ†’ Slow


Good โ†โ”€โ—โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ†’ Basic


Cheap โ†โ”€โ”€โ”€โ—โ”€โ”€โ†’ Premium


Drag two, the third locks. Trade-offs made visible.


ย โ€ข ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜‚ (my โ€œpicture dictionaryโ€)


๐Ÿฅ‰ Bronze ยฃ800 โ€“ 1 static, 1 amend


๐Ÿฅˆ Silver ยฃ3.5k โ€“ 15s motion, custom illustration


๐Ÿฅ‡ Gold ยฃ12k โ€“ 60s cinematic, original score


๐Ÿงฉ Fusion โ€“ pick any two & merge (ยฑ20%)



๐—ข๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ค๐—จ๐—ข๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—›๐—”๐—–๐—ž


ย โ€ข ๐—ง-๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด โ€“ XSยฃ500 / Sยฃ2k / Mยฃ5k / Lยฃ12k


ย โ€ข ๐—ฉ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด โ€“ 5% of clientโ€™s expected ROI


ย โ€ข ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ โ€“ ยฃ2k upfront, then credits/hourly rate


ย โ€ข ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ต ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ โ€“ +50% for <7 days


ย โ€ข ๐—”๐—œ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ โ€“ โ€œโ€“20% if AI does X Y Zโ€



๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—˜๐—˜๐—ง


ย 1. Grab T โ€“ check Toggl for past hours on similar jobs


ย 2. Score C โ€“ rate complexity 1โ€“10 against your job library


ย 3. Pull A/V/P/D โ€“ lift straight from the client brief


ย 4. Crunch v2 โ€“ let Google Sheets spit out the number


ย 5. Flash visuals โ€“ radar chart + Iron Triangle slider


ย 6. Serve tiers โ€“ send Bronze/Silver/Gold + fusion option


ย 7. Buffer 15% โ€“ contingency line for surprises


ย 8. Ship smart โ€“ Notion page or clean PDF



๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—ง๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—ก


Drop your wildest quoting hack below.


Or DM for the Sheets template + Radar Chart Canva file.


@๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ด๐—น @๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ_๐—ถ๐—ผ @๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜†๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ @๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ณ @๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ


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