OpenAI’s 2027 AI companion, a screenless, neck-worn device with cameras and mics....it promises to know you completely: improved emotional support as a constant companion, increased productivity via task automation, and personalized experiences tailored to your life. Yet these perks feel hollow, even lonely, hinting at a wedge driving us from real human connections. Can OpenAI sell this $1T vision, or will it crash? Let’s explore through vandalism risks and privacy must-haves